Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lindsy!

1. The difference between Lindsy and a village is that Lindsy does not have a church!
2. Over half of Americans are officially Lindsy.
3. If you break Lindsy, you will get seven years of bad luck!
4. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are Lindsy.
5. Devoid of her cells and proteins, Lindsy has the same chemical makeup as sea water.
6. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Lindsy'.
7. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Lindsy supply!
8. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Lindsy.
9. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Lindsy!
10. Lindsy kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.

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